Showing posts with label rea. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rea. Show all posts

12/6/22

The Rea SCP

Before we get into the long-anticipated Rea SCP, let me begin by saying that it has come to my attention that despite having 559 followers on gab.com, I only get 1-10 likes per post. Torba has likely shadowbanned me for being a freethinker and filling up the "pro feed" (Gab Pro user feed) with posts about my imaginary zombie girlfriend who somehow outperforms all of my posts. Also, if I catch anyone jewing with my blog stats, I'm going ballistic.

Ok let's get started.

SCP 1588

Coloquial Name: Rea

Object Class: Formerly Euclid, Now Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP 1588 is to be kept in a modified humanoid containment cell and provided with reasonable accommodations upon request. Monitored internet access, as well as communications with approved outside contacts, is to be permitted. Its cell is to be guarded by no less than two armed security guards at all times. Any personnel entering its cell must be accompanied by at least one armed guard, and remain at least two meters from SCP 1588 unless providing medical assistance. Food in the form of hydrangea leaves is to be provided every twelve hours. Containment is to continue until SCP 1588's condition is fully removed, upon which time discharge can occur. 

Description: SCP 1588 is a White female human standing at 1.57 meters tall and weighing 44kg. She was willingly admitted into custody by her family in 1974. Due to the anomalous nature of the condition afflicting SCP 1588, her body is biologically identical to that of a typical 15 year old, but her birth records indicate she was born in 1959. SCP 1588's condition has rendered her theoretically immortal, as the cells in her body do not appear to age or die, however, new cell growth is impossible. 

Most of SCP 1588's internal organs are in a state of permanent damage, neither able to replenish cells to heal or be replaced with transplants due to incompatibles introduced by her condition. Any injury to SCP 1588's body, no matter how mild, cannot be healed. 

SCP 1588's condition often causes her to enter states of blind rage, in which she will lash out with at anyone nearby with strength matching that of three adult males, and continue doing so until she is subdued. However, due to the extensive amount of trauma induced on her body doing these episodes, SCP 1588 has been rendered bed-bound and presents little danger. 

SCP 1588 describes most actions as excruciating, and spends all of her time browsing the internet, using voice-controls to operate a provided laptop due to torn muscles in her hands making the use of a keyboard impossible. SCP 1588 has been granted permission to own and operate several anonymous social media accounts, and favors the largely inactive social media website gab.com in particular, whereon she's created several different personalities to interact with. 

Despite the massive effort undertaken to cure SCP 1588's condition, no breakthroughs have been made in decades. The small movements she makes everyday have steadily worn down her damaged body, with even speaking becoming harder as the years go on. 

12/3/22

Midnight Madness Post

I'm gonna be real with you nigga(er)s. I don't want to do anything today. And I mean anything. Something in the moon must be off. Serious lunar (female) energy disturbances afoot. Everything sucks. Had literally the worst sleep in history last night and kept waking up from weird vivid dreams.

The fact that you even got some bangers on Gab today from me is truly a testament to my indominable zoomer willpower. Gab just sucks when the energy isn't there. The site has to have one of the most unfunny userbases in the world. Nick should keep Ye off of it if I'm being real. His replies would just be n-word spam and retarded freaks spamming nonsense.

Currently on day 4 of no Diet Coke and honestly, life isn't much different. My existence really just boils down to working and gabbing. There's really not much going on with me. Just a quirky zoomer incel waiting to die alone.

I've been thinking about it and Rea's lore really needs expanded and contextualized. This post is basically just announcing that yes, there will be an official Rea SCP post.

Real CG fans stay tuned.

11/30/22

hey guys

"Hey guys, Rea here! It's so pawggers of CG to let me use his new blog account :3

He seems kinda distant right now. He just stormed out of his office muttering "what has my life come to" before slamming the front door... wondering if this is about the Greg incident.

I'm gonna have to go put the Christmas reef back up. Or is it reathe? Who knows. I'm gonna call it a reathe cause it rhymes with breathe! Also it seems to be breathing....

So I know a lot of CG's fans are "loser incels," (his words, not mine) which means you can't get girlfriends(?). I'm here to help though! My advice is simple; just wait for her to come to you. It worked for CG! There's a lot of girls out there looking for sweet guys that are talented and wise like CG. You should really just copy whatever he's doing and keep reading his gabs and / or blogs. I'd get into the details of how we met, but CG told me I can't dox myself for some reason...?

We miss Greg sm. CG's been moping about the house kicking holes in the wall and shouting about him while I'm doing laundry. When CG saw his posts he'd always smile... but now? Now he's just gloomy.

Super hyped for the new Mario Bros movie tbh, CG seemed happy for the first time in a few days after we watched the trailer on our 4k bluetooth-enabled 43in Apple monitor. CG is taking me to see it on my birthday :3 I'm gonna sneak us in some sour patch candies (don't tell anyone ;3). Peach is looking like a baddie tbh."

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